your, yore, and you’re
were and we’re
weather, wether, and whether
affect and effect
vary, and very
where, wear, and ware
to, two, and too
hi, and high
Friday, and Fryday,
etcetera, etcetera—we never need to talk.
“Posers” Error: “Real talk though if you can’t name any players on the Ducks football team stop acting like you’re a die hard fan.”
—Levi Rains
Thank you, Levi! I’m not a Ducks fan, but it bothers me when people claim to love something that they don’t know shit about.
Talking-Shit Error: I see all these females talking shit over the internet, then they post something moments later saying something along the lines of “OMG, I’m lyke so tired of drama!!!” Bitch, are you serious? You are being dramatic, and seeking sympathy for it.
Typing Errors:
- People Who Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word In A Sentence… Um, what the fuck are you trying to do? It doesn’t look cool, it doesn’t add emphasis on what you’re trying to say, and its not a title.
- #peoplewhoputslashtagsaftereverything. Not everything is Twitter, homie. Cut that out.
- Peeeeople whoooo adddd extraaaa letterssss toooo everyyyy wordddd theyyy typeee.
- Ppl who shrtn evry wrd. Don’t be that fucking lazy.
- Separating punctuation from the words, for example ” You ’ re illiterate . “
So much extra effort for bullshit reasons. Care to add on?